myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Replace the first letter of your name with W and...
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If you’re really listening, if you’re awake to the poignant beauty of the world,...– (via asimplisticreality)
The 12 signs getting insulted
stephans-sawk: derpastrology: ARIES TAURUS GEMINI CANCER LEO VIRGO LIBRA SCORPIO SAGITTARIUS CAPRICORN AQUARIUS PISCES Well my blog is already weird anyways cancer is me Gemini :3 So true!
Reblog if you're a serial killer.
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I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
ninejuanjuan: peetasleftleg: wait guys what if when shia lebeouf was digging holes he was just digging everyone’s graves. wait he doesn’t need graves he eats them
If gay marriage affects your straight marriage obviously your marriage is pretty...– Mila Kunis (via yvonnestrahovski)
I wonder what's in your thoughts when you see me.
It sucks when you can feel yourself drifting from...